LOUIS!!!!

Shia LeBouef, who is popular for his role as the trouble maker Louis Stevens on the Disney Channel series "Even Stevens" is making trouble in the real world as well. According to Yahoo! Entertainment News, Shia was charged with a misdemeanor in Chicago for trespassing at a local drug store. Apparently he was drunk at a Walgreen's and would refuse to leave, however, a sobriety test was not preformed because he was not driving a vehicle... interesting.

LeBouef has appeared in movies such as Transformers, Disturbia, and will be playing opposite Harrison Ford in the new Indian Jones movie coming out next year (Yahoo! EN).

***ADVISE TO SHIA:
You are going places with your career...don't screw it up! I was an avid Even Stevens watcher while it was on Disney and I always thought that you had talent. Since you have emerged from Disney's embrace and have made it to the big screen the world must agree with me. However, you are not the silly little mischief maker on that adorable children's TV show. You are a man now, and an esteemed actor... ACT LIKE IT! Don't go acting like some stupid high school kid parading drunk around Walgreen's...Have some class Shia, seriously, don't mess up your career, it is still very fresh.

Lindsay is out!

Lindsay Lohan has offically been out of rehab for a week now. According to Entertainment Tonight She has decided to move to New York to get away from the Los Angeles night life. She tells In Touch weekly that, "The biggest thing is staying away from the nightlife."

So far she seems to be doing pretty well. She even has a new boyfriend! Snowboarder Riley Giles, who, according to Channel 93.3 celebrity gossip center, upon entering rehab already was engaged. Though that didn't seem to bother either Lohan or Giles since the couple has been photographed several times appearing very happily in love.

***ADVISE TO LINDSAY:

Good luck with staying clean. Maybe since you met your boyfriend in rehab you two can try an keep each other in check! Word to the wise though Lindz, try not to cause too much drama with being "the other woman." You are already in enough trouble as it is with your DUI and drug problems that you are hopefully cured from. You don't need some girl coming after causing more chaos for you!! Be civil, be good.

Reese and Jake= <3

Ok everyone, I will be first to admit, I did not see this one coming. Personally, I thought Jake Gyllenhaal was gay. Not because of "Broke back Mountain," just because of his mannerisms and the energy about him. So, I'm admittedly wrong. Just had to get that off my chest...

Actually, after reading the article, "Reese and Jake: That's Amore!" in People magazine, I actually think that they make a pretty cute couple (though, I loved her with Ryan Phillippe). The two were keeping their relationships under wraps and first because of Reese and Ryan's children and because of everything that has recently happened with their divorce. But now they are in the public eye with public dates, and public displays of affection. Things appear to be going really well and Reese seems to be quite taken by him saying, "He's very kind, generous and funny" (People). Which is a great thing since Ryan Phillippe was such the bad boy type!

***ADVISE TO REESE AND JAKE:

What can one say to those who are newly in love? Support each other, and try not to let fame become a factor...that seems to be what makes Hollywood relationships falter!

DOGgonit!!

This pretty much says it all. In my opinion, the agency is completely in the wrong to have taken the dog away. Ellen bought it, because she couldn't take care of it, it was hers to give to whom she wanted. In no way was the dog mistreated and it went to a good home! Personally, it tears me apart to see that monologue and I hope that the family does get the dog back!

***ADVISE TO ELLEN

Chin up. It will all turn out the way it is supposed to. You did nothing wrong by giving the dog to a good friend. We all know how much you love animals and that you are a caring person. It will all be all right soon enough.

Oh No Orlando!

According to US weekly, Friday night, the 12th, Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident.
Apparently, he was being chased by the paparazzi when he got into a car with two women, one of the women was too drunk to drive so Orlando got in the drivers seat. However, distracted by the following paparazzi he slammed into two parked cars.

Orlando is all right, but the two women in the car with him were injured. Apparently he tried to give one of the women first aid before the ambulance came. He then went with his friend to the hospital to make sure everything was alright.

***ADVISE TO THE PAPARAZZI
Way to go, idiots. If you keep chasing people like that you are going to have another Princess Diana situation on your hands. I understand you have a job to do, but why do you have to endanger lives to complete it?

Yes Mommy Dearest...

Britney Spears reportedly lost custody of both her children to ex husband, Kevin Federline, last week. The headlines were off the charts, worried about how Britney would handle this devastating news. She has already lost so much with her failing career, her husbands, and her hair, how would she handle a loss like his? OK magazine wrote, "Family worry what Brit will do next, now that she has nothing to live for" It was speculated that Britney, already off the deep end may commit suicide over this news.

A week later, she seems completely happy. OK weekly reported back that Britney doesn't want her kids anymore. She was quoted saying "I don't give a s**t anymore. I never wanted them in the first place. Is this just her way of dealing with the stress of losing them, or does she really feel she is better off?

***ADVISE TO KEVIN
Unfortunately you must step up and be both parents. You're poor kids have a rough time ahead of them with lots of ridicule thanks to their mother's behavior. Do your children a favor and stay out of the lime light and raise them as normal as you possible can!

Owen Update

I don't know about everyone else out there, but I have been wondering how Owen Wilson is holding up. Since he is such a lovable actor, he gives people the feeling that we know him. For that reason, the suicide attempt just broke my heart, and I decided to check up on our good pal.

According to many sources, Owen's best friend, Ben Stiller said that "he is doing really well." Which is wonderful to hear. He also mentioned on the Ellen Degenerous show that Owen is loving his privacy right now.

ADVISE:

Maybe a little privacy from the harsh world was all you needed!