Oh No Orlando!

According to US weekly, Friday night, the 12th, Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident.
Apparently, he was being chased by the paparazzi when he got into a car with two women, one of the women was too drunk to drive so Orlando got in the drivers seat. However, distracted by the following paparazzi he slammed into two parked cars.

Orlando is all right, but the two women in the car with him were injured. Apparently he tried to give one of the women first aid before the ambulance came. He then went with his friend to the hospital to make sure everything was alright.

***ADVISE TO THE PAPARAZZI
Way to go, idiots. If you keep chasing people like that you are going to have another Princess Diana situation on your hands. I understand you have a job to do, but why do you have to endanger lives to complete it?

Yes Mommy Dearest...

Britney Spears reportedly lost custody of both her children to ex husband, Kevin Federline, last week. The headlines were off the charts, worried about how Britney would handle this devastating news. She has already lost so much with her failing career, her husbands, and her hair, how would she handle a loss like his? OK magazine wrote, "Family worry what Brit will do next, now that she has nothing to live for" It was speculated that Britney, already off the deep end may commit suicide over this news.

A week later, she seems completely happy. OK weekly reported back that Britney doesn't want her kids anymore. She was quoted saying "I don't give a s**t anymore. I never wanted them in the first place. Is this just her way of dealing with the stress of losing them, or does she really feel she is better off?

***ADVISE TO KEVIN
Unfortunately you must step up and be both parents. You're poor kids have a rough time ahead of them with lots of ridicule thanks to their mother's behavior. Do your children a favor and stay out of the lime light and raise them as normal as you possible can!