"A Nobody's Advise for the Somebody's of Entertainment." Lord knows all of the stars in Hollywood pay a pretty penny for hoitey toitey therapists over in the City of Angels and that city that never sleeps, yet I personally think that an outsiders view would do them some good.

Monday, November 5, 2007

LOUIS!!!!





Shia LeBouef, who is popular for his role as the trouble maker Louis Stevens on the Disney Channel series "Even Stevens" is making trouble in the real world as well. According to Yahoo! Entertainment News, Shia was charged with a misdemeanor in Chicago for trespassing at a local drug store. Apparently he was drunk at a Walgreen's and would refuse to leave, however, a sobriety test was not preformed because he was not driving a vehicle... interesting.

LeBouef has appeared in movies such as Transformers, Disturbia, and will be playing opposite Harrison Ford in the new Indian Jones movie coming out next year (Yahoo! EN).

***ADVISE TO SHIA:
You are going places with your career...don't screw it up! I was an avid Even Stevens watcher while it was on Disney and I always thought that you had talent. Since you have emerged from Disney's embrace and have made it to the big screen the world must agree with me. However, you are not the silly little mischief maker on that adorable children's TV show. You are a man now, and an esteemed actor... ACT LIKE IT! Don't go acting like some stupid high school kid parading drunk around Walgreen's...Have some class Shia, seriously, don't mess up your career, it is still very fresh.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Lindsay is out!



Lindsay Lohan has offically been out of rehab for a week now. According to Entertainment Tonight She has decided to move to New York to get away from the Los Angeles night life. She tells In Touch weekly that, "The biggest thing is staying away from the nightlife."

So far she seems to be doing pretty well. She even has a new boyfriend! Snowboarder Riley Giles, who, according to Channel 93.3 celebrity gossip center, upon entering rehab already was engaged. Though that didn't seem to bother either Lohan or Giles since the couple has been photographed several times appearing very happily in love.

***ADVISE TO LINDSAY:

Good luck with staying clean. Maybe since you met your boyfriend in rehab you two can try an keep each other in check! Word to the wise though Lindz, try not to cause too much drama with being "the other woman." You are already in enough trouble as it is with your DUI and drug problems that you are hopefully cured from. You don't need some girl coming after causing more chaos for you!! Be civil, be good.

Friday, November 2, 2007

Reese and Jake= <3




Ok everyone, I will be first to admit, I did not see this one coming. Personally, I thought Jake Gyllenhaal was gay. Not because of "Broke back Mountain," just because of his mannerisms and the energy about him. So, I'm admittedly wrong. Just had to get that off my chest...

Actually, after reading the article, "Reese and Jake: That's Amore!" in People magazine, I actually think that they make a pretty cute couple (though, I loved her with Ryan Phillippe). The two were keeping their relationships under wraps and first because of Reese and Ryan's children and because of everything that has recently happened with their divorce. But now they are in the public eye with public dates, and public displays of affection. Things appear to be going really well and Reese seems to be quite taken by him saying, "He's very kind, generous and funny" (People). Which is a great thing since Ryan Phillippe was such the bad boy type!

***ADVISE TO REESE AND JAKE:

What can one say to those who are newly in love? Support each other, and try not to let fame become a factor...that seems to be what makes Hollywood relationships falter!

DOGgonit!!



This pretty much says it all. In my opinion, the agency is completely in the wrong to have taken the dog away. Ellen bought it, because she couldn't take care of it, it was hers to give to whom she wanted. In no way was the dog mistreated and it went to a good home! Personally, it tears me apart to see that monologue and I hope that the family does get the dog back!

***ADVISE TO ELLEN

Chin up. It will all turn out the way it is supposed to. You did nothing wrong by giving the dog to a good friend. We all know how much you love animals and that you are a caring person. It will all be all right soon enough.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Oh No Orlando!

Orlando Bloom

According to US weekly, Friday night, the 12th, Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident.
Apparently, he was being chased by the paparazzi when he got into a car with two women, one of the women was too drunk to drive so Orlando got in the drivers seat. However, distracted by the following paparazzi he slammed into two parked cars.

Orlando is all right, but the two women in the car with him were injured. Apparently he tried to give one of the women first aid before the ambulance came. He then went with his friend to the hospital to make sure everything was alright.

***ADVISE TO THE PAPARAZZI
Way to go, idiots. If you keep chasing people like that you are going to have another Princess Diana situation on your hands. I understand you have a job to do, but why do you have to endanger lives to complete it?

Yes Mommy Dearest...

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Britney Spears reportedly lost custody of both her children to ex husband, Kevin Federline, last week. The headlines were off the charts, worried about how Britney would handle this devastating news. She has already lost so much with her failing career, her husbands, and her hair, how would she handle a loss like his? OK magazine wrote, "Family worry what Brit will do next, now that she has nothing to live for" It was speculated that Britney, already off the deep end may commit suicide over this news.


A week later, she seems completely happy. OK weekly reported back that Britney doesn't want her kids anymore. She was quoted saying "I don't give a s**t anymore. I never wanted them in the first place. Is this just her way of dealing with the stress of losing them, or does she really feel she is better off?

***ADVISE TO KEVIN
Unfortunately you must step up and be both parents. You're poor kids have a rough time ahead of them with lots of ridicule thanks to their mother's behavior. Do your children a favor and stay out of the lime light and raise them as normal as you possible can!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Owen Update

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I don't know about everyone else out there, but I have been wondering how Owen Wilson is holding up. Since he is such a lovable actor, he gives people the feeling that we know him. For that reason, the suicide attempt just broke my heart, and I decided to check up on our good pal.

According to many sources, Owen's best friend, Ben Stiller said that "he is doing really well." Which is wonderful to hear. He also mentioned on the Ellen Degenerous show that Owen is loving his privacy right now.

ADVISE:

Maybe a little privacy from the harsh world was all you needed!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Zac Efron...Enough said.

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The face of the beloved High School Musical, Zac Efron. If you haven't heard of him yet, there is no doubt that you will soon. He has already been in the recent remake of the musical Hairspray, starring John Travlota, Christopher Walken, and Michelle Pfeiffer. According to In Touch magazine he is also due to take on Kevin Bacon's role as the lead in the movie Footloose.

High School Musical brought in 17.2 million views, and I believe as time goes on this kid is going to bring in even more for many new projects. To make a bold statement, he is arguably the next Brad Pitt. Press of him and girlfriend Vanessa Ann Hudgens has been compared as the teen set of Brangelina (In Touch).

I think there is no reason why Zac wouldn't go far. He's adorable, great bod, and best of all he's charming and honest. When Efron was asked by Us Weekly why he refused to go on tour for High School musical, he replied, " “If I had to hear the High School Musical songs anymore, I probably would have jumped off something very tall.”

I loved the movie as much as probably every 13 year old girl out there (and I'm grown) but Zac, I completely agree.

*** ADVISE TO ZAC:

Stay sweet and real. Many hot young stars like you let the fame go to their head and become real cocky and distasteful. Keep a level head and I don't doubt that in a few years you will be the "Sexiest Man Alive," just like beloved Brad.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Oh Baby Baby... You Shouldn't Have Gone on Stage!



Britney Spears did it again. Her latest performance at the MTV Video Music Awards definitely was a jaw dropper, but not like her usual performances. The back up dancers seemed more interested in what they were doing than she did. Granted she looked great for having two kids, but no mother of two who is remotely still showing should go on stage in front of hundreds of celebrities and thousands of viewers in a skimpy black bikini! At some point in time every fire of fame fades away, but usually people hit rock bottom out of the public eye. After viewing that video Britney seems to want the attention positive or negative.

***ADVISE TO BRITNEY:
First of all, if you are going to shave your head and let the whole world know it, have the courage to bear all; those extensions looked just awful. Second, there is a difference between sexy and trashy. The way you acted up on that stage was trashy. You need to take the time to get well and to get your head screwed on straight. If you want to impress people again, take the time and grow some self-respect! Once you respect yourself other people will respect you too.

However, if you readers don't like my opinion, or my advice, maybe you will agree with this guy:



Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Whats Got you Down Owen?


A sad first post to any blog, yet a big story out there that people are talking about. According to In Touch and People magazine, on August 23 Owen was found unconscious with slit wrists by his brother Luke. In Touch also mentions that he may have also tried to overdose on pills as well.
The question on everyones mind: Why did he do it?

Owen Wilson is known for his hilarious happy go lucky attitude. If anyone was going to try to commit suicide, Owen Wilson would have been the last person on my mind. Some are trying to peg his attempts to his breakup with Kate Hudson. Apparently, according to
People, he has a commitment phobia and Kate wanted him to either settle down or it was over. In Touch suggests that Owen realized he really loved her after he chose to continue his party boy lifestyle and fell into a deep depression.


Honestly, everyone has bad breakups. Though understandably he would be upset over losing someone he really loves, Owen Wilson could probably get any girl he wants. There is more to this suicide attempt than just girl problems. Depression is a very difficult issue and usually has more than one contributing factor. I can only imagine the pressures of a Hollywood movie star; in the news every week, people nosing into your business no matter how hard you try to keep silent. I'm sure that all of this contributed, but in truth only Owen knows why he did it, and unless he wants to share it with the world, us nosy nobodies will just have to back off.



***ADVISE TO OWEN: Owen, you are a big star. Like any job position that puts you in the spotlight there is going to be speculation, suspicion and bad attention. If it's not because of Kate, pay no attention. Right now its important to get back to a good place and do what makes Owen happy. There are so many people in this world who love you very much, family and fans, no one wants to see you go. That fact alone should make you realized how blessed you really are. No matter how bad life gets, it always at some point has to get better. It's how you decide to deal with your problems that makes you who you are. There is never an easy way out.